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Newyears eve gathering ended in tears

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HelenOwen10 · 03/01/2013 21:23

Hi Ladies,

I'll get straight to the point, me and my husband have a pretty funny relationship where we tend to embarrass each other and play practical jokes on one another.
It sounds really immature but its just between us and I think it makes us closer.

A few weeks ago he pranked me at home and the end result was I got talcum powder in my hair, it washed out but my hair felt weird and I'm sure smelled funny for days. I was a bit pissed at this and vowed to get him back on new year.

On NewYears Eve it was only my 3 sisters, my hubby and myself. As the night went on we all got a little tipsy and I mentioned the talcum powder thing to my sisters.
They suggested it would be good to give him some payback now.

When he came back in my sister told him to stand and close his eyes, my other sister made a gesture like she was about to knee him in the goolies as if to say "how OTT would it be if I done this". I laughed and went along with it by pretending to kick him really hard. It was all ok until my heel came off and hit him right in the crown jewels.

He doubled over to the ground with his hands on his crotch and looked to be in lots of pain. I'm sorry to say me and my sisters burst out laughing and found it hilarious, now my hubby thinks I deliberately kicked him in the groin and hates me and my sisters for laughing at him. Was it unreasonable to laugh and is he being unreasonable saying as it was a semi-accident? I mean it couldn't have hurt that much surely.

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Adversecamber · 03/01/2013 22:27

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Binfullofgibletsonthe26th · 03/01/2013 22:30
ChateauCollapso · 03/01/2013 22:32

You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel

That is brilliant!!!

SnowHOHOboarder · 03/01/2013 22:33

Maybe he'll 'prank' you back with a punch to the tits and laugh his cock off. Who could blame him?

kittyandthegoldenfontanelles · 03/01/2013 22:36

You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel

Cracking Grin

NeverQuiteSure · 03/01/2013 22:43

Umm, if you were standing in front of him mimicking a kick to the genitals, your heel would not follow the required trajectory to hit him in the 'crown jewels'. The entire shoe? Yes, maybe. Or perhaps if you have the flexibility of a Can-can girl (you can google that) and had actually been aiming for his forehead it might have had some grounding in actual physical possibility.

Just saying.

fuckadoodlepoopoo · 03/01/2013 22:49

Oops. I tend to laugh at people getting hurt, i think its a nervous thing.

kittyandthegoldenfontanelles · 03/01/2013 22:50

Also, never without a foot inside the shoe it wouldn't have enough force to actually hurt.

That's one for your spelling test, helenowen

Sparklingbrook · 03/01/2013 22:52

Anyways, shouldn't be wearing heels in the house.

QuickQuickSleigh · 03/01/2013 22:56

Shoes on a carpet?

annh · 03/01/2013 23:08

Your heel came off and hit him? Seriously, you need to see a doctor if random bits of your body are detaching themselves and causing damage to others.

Why are these things always posted by people with numbers at the end of their (new) names?

Sparklingbrook · 03/01/2013 23:10

I think a trip to the shoe shop for a refund is in order.

kittyandthegoldenfontanelles · 03/01/2013 23:11

I think Helen has been sent to bed.

Night night, Helen

Nanny0gg · 03/01/2013 23:13

OldMacEIEIO
Wonderful!
Why isn't there a Like button on here?

OldMacEIEIO · 03/01/2013 23:15

I think we need a survey of blokes.
'With which item and at which velocity do you prefer your goolies to be impacted by ?'

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 03/01/2013 23:27

so, you hurt your dh, you could see he was quite clearly hurt and in pain , yet you all just stood there and laughed?

i think he should LTB Grin

Arthurfowlersallotment · 03/01/2013 23:37

Now, if MY DP had put talc in my hair dryer I would have disembowelled him. OMG YASOOOOOOONBU.

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