If I was wearing a onesie, reading 50 shades of Grey and watching Twilight on a 3d tv at the same time

[AureliaStar]

... would I be the most loathed user on MN?

Depends. Are you eating a Gregg's sausage roll?

Well, I love the first Twilight movie, but onesies make me puke and 50 shades, well.

Is the room you're in full of twigs and pebbly shit?

Would you like a fruit shoot with that?

We need to hear about the sofa too.

I'm also wearing uggs, whilst eating a Gregg's sausage roll also.

And there may be large twigs in a pot by the tv.

I would tell you how big my tv is but ... wouldn't want to boast!

I might like a fruit shoot to wash down the sausage roll.

Brecon my sofa is obviously leather.

do you own a goat?

Oh dear- how 2012!

Shouldn't it be brown pleather?

Disclaimer - we have a brown p-word sofa bed

Do you drive a 4x4?

Are you either a SAHM or WOHM who either bf or ff their child?

Do you co-sleep or do CIO?

Do you park in P&C spaces with no children?

Do you take your 2 year old to the cinema and let it run around shrieking?

Does your baby have pierced ears?

Do you say "pardon"?

Are you a MIL?

I'd think you'd be getting the hang of this multitasking malarky .

I am currently reading the 50 shades book. I started to read it so I must finish, I do not understand the hype.

I've read the books and watched the films, but draw the line at the onesie! I am drinking strongbow cider out of a can though, so shoot me!

Ooohhh ShutUp, you're a bad'un

Pom bear anyone?

I have a onesie. I am 22. It's amazing when DS is at nursery, i'm working from home and am too cheap to put the heating on. Toasty toes!

I love fifty shades. I'm reading it for the second time. Does everyone hate me now?

Is your baby being left to cry it out upstairs?

Oops that's been done!

Ooh I have twigs in my lounge too. No pebbly shit, but maybe .... It's like MN bingo

Mind you, I wouldn't wear a onesie unless every other garment on earth had been destroyed and I hear from people whose views I value, that 50 Shades is misogynistic shite .... I do have a butter dish and got the kids frootshoots yesterday

Perhaps there'd be a market for a special 50 Shades onesie - it would have a special flap with a velcro strip to permit, ahem, easy access to the 50 Shades signature activity.

Are butter dishes not allowed? I quite fancy one.

Onesie -check
Twigs inna vase - check
Twilight - check (on blu ray too, the shame of it!)

No 50 Shades here though. I can't sink that low.