to totally relate to Bridget Jones...

[benbobaggins]

Sat here with a packet of hula hoops and a bottle of wine, who's put on half a bastard stone over Christmas and who's single and feels like a warthog?

Happy New Year Kitty! And thanks. Have concluded formality was the order of the day cos my friend is Scottish. Things have to be done properly, dontcha know! My mother seemed upset to hear I wasn't on my own. Charming! Oh well. Let's hope 2013 is the year of the men!

I had a major swoon moment when Bridget says "nice boys don't kiss like that" and Mark Darcy responds with something I can't even remember because I was too busy lusting over him.

Also alone here on NYE. Had a ready meal for dinner, have gone crazy on elderflower cordial (kidney infection) and 3 Hotel Chocolat gingerbread truffles. Wild.

I've put on at least half a bastard stone over Christmas and feel like a said warthog. Also sat drinking wine and scoffing hula hoops. Is that allowed if you're a smug married? Oh.
We're all the same really

Oh yes they bloody do

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Ive alwaus been fuckin dongle

Forty badtard yeats

No cunt man has had me

Me myself I.sidd

No no oh no

Fuck tbat

Nnh bastatds

The scene when she in the bath

The sad musoc

So sad

Sole, I detect some drunkenness in your post, come join us

Mark darcy says "oh yes they fucking do"

I know cos I've just rewound and replayed it several times cos he is so fucking lush in that movie. I'd climb up him like a sloth up a tree, licking all the way

Toomuch- Ooh that line, makes me go all week at the knees!