to have taken the toilet seat?

[BadDayAtTheOrifice]

Travelling on the motorway today and stopped at a petrol station. I went round the side of the garage for a crafty fag and found a new toilet seat, still in its box. It looked like it had been dumped there. WIBU to chuck it in the boot and bring it home? DP says I was, I think I am recycling.

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Liberated! Thats the word!

I walked to the grass verge behind the garage for the fag, coming across the toilet seat on the way.

Noone chucks out a brand new toilet seat still in the packaging. You nicked it - and you know you did.

Naughty!

Theft, there be cctv and have ur number plate... Await that knock on ur front door

It's the old one in a new box? Ah hello, karma...

i'll bet you're on some TV show in the next few months showing what people will take if they think no-one's looking!

What is it with people turning into fagin whilst under the influence ??? ! Pretty much every glass in our house is 'liberated' from t'pub and I once had to stop dp from entering the house with one of those giant, plastic ice creams from outside a shop >

Fagin lolol

My DH stole a lorries turning sign once. He thought it'd be funny to leave it outside a neighbours door (she was rather rotund and an absolute cow to boot). The things the boy used to get up to after a few drinks. It's a good job I'm around to kick him in to touch

This had made me chuckle. Not least re the "a fag down the side of a petrol station? Omg!" comments. When I livery in Texas,outside the cities,all the petrol station staff quite blatantly smoked on the forecourts. I was stunned. Never died though.

*lived not livery.

Autocorrect is a joy

it's stealing. the seat was probably on route to a loo somewhere and just got put down.