to want to pick up Mo Farrah and.....

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put him in my pocket and stroke his little shiney head.

Actually, when you talk about stroking shiney heads, what about this

..... you have to half squint but there is a very, very shiney head there

He is utterly lovely, but my first thought was "ooooh, aren't you a big boy"

Wouldn't fit in my pocket

Wow! That's a pretty splendid effort.