Would you shag Santa?

[SomeTiggyPudding]

And what would he be like?

Would he go "Ho Ho Ho"?

Would he empty his sack in your stockings?

Would you give him a mince pie afterwards to say thank you?

Yes, I know this thread is very unreasonable and definitely unseasonable. I just wondered.

Eew! I have an old fat grey haired Beardy stalker when I work in Chelmsford. I told him that my work colleague was my husband, just to avoid kissing him under the mistletoe!

When Santa got stuck up my chimney he became to shite.... la la la la la la I do not know the words!

Oh no... don't lead me on turning nice songs into nasties!

No, unless Steve Claus got the job (saw Arthur Claus yesterday, had too much Baileys today )

I think I should leave now ....

Well, I'm off to bed now. I'll keep my eyes shut if Santa comes across me tonight. Good night all and please report back if you do bed any mythical people.

And don't forget to use a condom. If he says wrapping paper will do, just say no.

I'd definitely shag Fred Claus though! He's yummy!

I'd suck Santa's knob after it had been up Rudolph

This thread is just WRONG

This thread reminded me of this funny video.
"I'm Santa and you know it"

Yes, beards and stubble are hot right now, also who knows what surprise he might have for me in his sack!!

Anyone get some north pole last night then?

No pearl necklace under the tree for me!

I'd take Santa up the arse for a decent present!