I'm having the family round for christmas dinner. My sister has offered to help make the turkey and ham because she reckons she is such a great cook.
I have cooked a turkey before and it has come out good but she is making me feel like I am not good enough to cook.
She keeps saying stuff like "my turkey comes out so great" "i make the best turkey" and won't stop.
She did it again today and I had such a go at her for banging on about how fucking great she is and that if her cooking is so fucking fab, then maybe she should invite all of us to hers instead?