To think you do not piss on your host's bathroom floor

[Binkyridesagain]

And leave it for them to mop up?
We had visitors last night, my cousin and his family. For the 2.5 hours they where here, he was glued to his phone, ignoring everyone, the only interaction was when he asked for another brew.
After they left I spent 20 mins clearing the chaos that their kids had created, which I didn't mind (3 young kids create mess, it is the law) DH helped followed the trail if chaos to the bathroom and found a large puddle of piss around the floor. It wasn't the kids as his wife had helped them on the toilet, I was the last to use it before cousin and it wasn't there when I went, he also has form for inappropriate pissing!
What's wrong with cleaning your own fucking piss up apart from being a lazy dirty bastard!

He has asked if he can piss against your house wall?

I don't have the words

Binky Pissing on house walls, sheesh the man is a bloody animal.

Does he piss in bushes like a bloody dog.

Oh dear, Binky. What other charming habits does he have? And in passing, how does he treat his wife and kids in their own house? (I mean, every man can 'miss' if they've had a few but this sounds like a whole different ball game.)

YABU.

Let the man piss wherever he wants. You are repressing him.

Ofcourse YANBU! That is bloody disgusting...ewww I hate it when my DF does this. Although he does have a bit of an excuse as he'd had some urinary troubles. But still it grosses me out. yeuk yeuk yeuk.

He must have a really small willy if he finds it that difficult to aim. Tell him next time he comes if he wants to piss he can do it sitting down!

Why does he ring to check what you have said to DH ?

Sound a right charmer

YANBU at all dirty disgusting sod, he prbably is the type to piss anywhere in public too. Noway would he get an invite back

I have never understood why, given that they have a handy hose-type apparatus, that can be pointed with a fair degree of accuracy, and given that the loo is a pretty big target, some men cannot wee into the loo. The dses are better now, but there was a time when I always had to check before I sat down, if I didn't want to sit in someone else's wee!

How....just.....HOW?

In winter I used to think that people were weeing on the floor of our bathroom and then I finally realised it was the condensation from the cistern dripping onto the bathroom floor. . .

On a slightly lighter note.

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Ew. That is officially gross. Who does that? Does he have four legs and bark as well?

Toilets are really too low down for standing up pissing.

Urinals are designed for standing up pissing as they are higher up, and are shaped to contain some splashes.

DH and DSs sit down. One of the kids made a sign which is pinned up above the loo instructing guest to 'piddle in the middle'.

I also find it yukky that people leave up the toilet lid. If you don't close it before flushing invisible spray of wee/poo can travel 6ft around. It also looks a bit untidy. (Hyacinth bucket)