to be fuming and REDICULOUSLY DISCUSTED that teh amazon parked on my drive?

[StNiChaolas]

His car was old.

It may have leaked oil on my paviors.

And then he had the audacity so sift through his boot after passing me my JLS DVD VIParcel.

Shall i compalin?

Does anyone know the CEO's address?

Is 'leaking oil' a euphemism?

An inviting drive? Have you topiarised your bushes?

What's a pavoir?

Disscusting eivver whey!

I think a pavoir is a pudding

The Amazon is 7 million square kilometres. Fuck me, Chaos, how big's your drive. And how did it get there?

Yes email amazon CEO. He will give a flying fuck.

What the fuck is going on, on here lately.

Did the schools finish early?

pavoirlova

wouldn;t hapun if u lived in a gated community natch ;)

Was your ketrle on?

Brady, no. This is Chaos.

Absolutely rediculus.

at TheGrinch

Get Adam round off the fruit and veg, he will sort him out!

It is truely rediculous I have to say!

Oh don't be daft, this is so obviously not true. An Amazon van man turned up at your house with your parcel? And handed it to you? Where do you get off telling such whoppers.

Don't tell you DH. He might invite her in.

Of course it's an inviting drive, if it's the one you vacuum

I wouldn't worry about complaining to the CEO. If he "passed" you your parcel he is obviously underperforming & will be sacked soon.

Amazon use Yodel (AFAIK) and they are clearly instructed to either lob the parcel in the vague direction of your pavoirs without slowing down OR leave it in the boot so that the customer can play the "where's my parcel" game?

'ello

You are being VVU OP.

JLfuckingS?? What were you thinking?

Sorry Whistling :)

It's a gift.

Honest.

You should have ordered him orf your paviors.

He just sounds so entitled.

I really hope his leakage hasn't damaged your double-frontage.

if the amazon turned up on my drive i'd be surprised (i don't have a drive), perturbed (its big and wet and has nasty fish), and puzzled (it belongs somewhere else). and i'd be out of there.

When we stayed in a naice holiday cottage in Sandersfoot a few years ago our we were asked to move our car off the main parking spot because it was leaking oil on her new paviors. We did but I sulked a bit....