omg I cannot believe whats just happened! I am fuming.

[charlmascaraoxo]

• Why what happened?

• I'll pm you.

Aibu to hate Facebook status like that ^

If you want to attention seek and cause drama on Facebook then at least give out the details

Annoys me too. I only have about five active people on FB now - all the rest of them are hidden as I can't bear the bloody drivel!

I like to answer cryptic status updates as though I'm in on the secret.

E.g.

FB fool: "thanks for the beautiful flowers - you know who you are!"
Me: "you're welcome babe, glad you liked them"

Mwahahaha

'I hate him sooooo much what a twat hes ruined my lyf'
'Aww hun hes not worth ur time u deserve betta'

3 days later...

'Love my bubbz we gonna be togeva foreva'
'Aww knew u guyz would work it out luv ya xxx'