To think that if MNHQ promise me a PM and a prize for winning the n/c comp, they should give me one...

[HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly]

I want a present. I want a present. I want a present.

I did start hear a rumour they were going to give me Tech's half packet of digestives and that's why the site had that MASSIVE meltdown the other day.

Ah well worth a lie try.

I won a prize that never materialised about 3 yrs ago. I asked for Habitat vouchers which shows you the vintage of my claim. Gave up asking in the end.

Does "give me one" only mean a really rood thing yo me, then?

Errr...no

you dirty people, you.

I wish to make it clear that I am in no way attempting to solicit sexual favours from the good people at MNHQ.

Don't get your hopes up. I went to London to do filming for Barclays. I was promised a £150 voucher and every time I chase it up I'm fobbed off. Very disappointing seeing as getting there left me out of pocket and I was going to use the voucher to get my DDs (age 2 and 4) a Christmas present :'(

LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet the one AGES ago for the stay in a hotel over easter. It never did materialise but I blame them for not contacting me not you guys ::suck up emoticon::

NobodyLovesMeTiggaxx

@HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly

I want a present. I want a present. I want a present.

I did start hear a rumour they were going to give me Tech's half packet of digestives and that's why the site had that MASSIVE meltdown the other day.

Helen, Aren't we giving her the ones that Hugh Grant has eaten the chocolate off?!

mmmmmmm.. hugh grant slobber.

Ker-ching.

@noisytoys

Don't get your hopes up. I went to London to do filming for Barclays. I was promised a £150 voucher and every time I chase it up I'm fobbed off. Very disappointing seeing as getting there left me out of pocket and I was going to use the voucher to get my DDs (age 2 and 4) a Christmas present :'(

This was something organised through MN, noisytoys? If so, please do mail in to contactus at mumsnet dot com and we'll chase that up for you.

@WhenAChildIsBawnTigga

LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet the one AGES ago for the stay in a hotel over easter. It never did materialise but I blame them for not contacting me not you guys ::suck up emoticon::

NobodyLovesMeTiggaxx

Please do drop us a a mail, Tigga, with the details. We'd be happy to chase up.

Waaaaaahhhhhhh I WANT PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pick me pick me! Send them ALL to me.

waaaaahhhhhhhhh!

I never win presents. :(

I don't win stuff because the competitions page doesn't load properly on a blackberry playbook

And i missed out on most of the product tests because up until 3 1/2 weeks ago i didn't have a child

I'll try again next year, though.

I'm going to add MN competition wins to my cosmic ordering list. That'll do it.

"And i missed out on most of the product tests because up until 3 1/2 weeks ago i didn't have a child"

Not sure you can blame MN for that! In case you didn't know, the "when a mummy and a daddy share a special cuddle" explanation does not mention MN.

No, but i can still piggyback onto Hec's foot-stamping petulance to strop about the lack of opportunities for non-parents! [fsulk]

No, but i can still piggyback onto Hec's foot-stamping petulance to strop about the lack of opportunities for non-parents! [fsulk]

I also won an all expenses paid Las Vegas 5* holiday on here. Helen remembers don'tcha?

Can someone check on Bedmonster. That laptop may well be her only portal to Mnet.

Mnet bought me a new TV when mine broke that was pretty cosmic.

purple congrats on the 3.5week old child :)

have they decided what to give you yet hec?

I believe I'm getting half a pack of soggy biscuits that Hugh Grant had his chops round last week.

But not the gin.

They PM'd me, trying to convince me there was no gin.

There was gin.

It's MNHQ

There is always gin.

You'd better hope you don't get one of those hampers containing aspirin, 300 condoms, razors and all that other stuff! You'll wish you hadn't asked!

Hec you are funny

Can Tech give you your Hecate name back as some kind of consolation for PMing to the wrong place etc?

Isn't there going to be some kind of drug testing before the prizes are given out?