AIBU To sell OH to the Military?

[LalyRawr]

God knows what has crawled up his arse and died, but Jesus Christ my OH has been farting all night and stinks. I actually threw up when I was unfortunate enough to be in the same room as one!

He is now banished to the TV room (which frankly he is quite pleased at) but AIBU to sell him to the military so they can develop a new WMD from his toxic fumes?

Also, if I don't reply it's because I've been overcome and have passed out from the smell.

Just don't strike a match or you might not survive long enough to know how much they'd offer you for him

He's just breaking you in ready for the "sprout season" which will soon be upon us....

Twist two tissues and bung them up your nostrils. Then spray him liberally with Febreze.

Apparently you can live in a tramps crotch and be happy, as long as you have Febreze.

I think I would rather live in the tramps crotch at the moment.

I shall heed your advice about the matches! Also booking a fumigator for the TV room tomorrow.