Why are you bothering making Christmas puddings for everyone,isn't it easier to buy one? Why are you bothering to make miincemeat, isn't it easier to buy it? Why are you putting the Christmas tree up we are going to your dad's for Christmas? Why did you pay £30 for the tree? That works out at xxp per day. Why are we bothering to put decorations up at your dad's we are only there for 2 days (df just moved into care home so last Christmas at family home before he has to sell to pay for care)
Blah, Blah, Blah.
My response is because I fucking want to you total twat (in my head)
I know LTB