to think that cars should NOT have EYELASHES?

[LindtReindeerLover]

feel better now I've got that off my chest!

My car has a name, flowers and eyelashes.

I'm a cunt too LST

I just don't advertise it on a car because I don't drive.

I have eyelashes on my car. I don't mind people taking the piss, my kids love them and I'm not fussed if other people think they are silly, that's their prerogative. I do, however, think calling me a 'cunt' because of a few bits of plastic on my car is taking it a bit far. Nice.

Hmmm hairy...are you aiming for a lump of coal from Santa this year????

Agent neither do I!

Oh you are definitely not BU! Can't stand those. I agree that the "powered by fairy dust" stickers are worse though, they make me physically angry. Anyone who sticks those on their car should have the engine and fuel tank removed. Lets see how far their fairy dust gets them then!

I'm getting an iPad

Does your iPad have eyelashes? ( desperately hopes there's an app for that )

Nope, just your plain old iPad, no need to project a zany personality by putting crap on my possessions, there probably is an app for that though

Hehe, sorry that does read as though I was saying I know you for a cunt LST

I was just going on your self-confessed cuntishness

Or would that be...I-lashes?

( okay, so not very funny, but I'm tired and it's been a long week, that's the best I can come up with...)

I do think Ruby The Red Nose Rein Car is good!

My mum has plants on her car too. Although in her case it's not decorative stickers she feeds the birds in her garden and they drop seeds everywhere and some of them have taken root in crevices on my mums car

Ruby the Red Nose Wan-Car is what I would sing, sorry couldn't help it

I think that on some very small, sort of round cars they look quite cute actually, but not on anything bigger... so shoot me, see if I care.

I wish my car was powered by Fairy Dust - it has to be cheaper than petrol surely???

YANBU

But take some comfort from the fact that the eyelashes will start to whip the paint off the bonnet as they get driven about

You know, there is a whole aisle dedicated to 'pink' in Halfords.
I thought it must be some kind of motor oil thing I didnt know about, but no, it was all pink fluffyness, fairy dust stickers and neon hubcaps....

I did suggest to DP that we bought some ironic eyelashes and pinkness for my new car as it would be highly inappropriate - Ive got a Mitsubishi L200 pickup.......

oh, and I do drive off-road probably half the time before there are any comments about 4x4 drivers......