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Oh I have received the most lovely letter via email [hmm]

10 replies

SarahStratton · 07/12/2012 15:57

Wanting to give me a share of $28.5M if I help him.

Hello

This letter might come as a surprise to you especially since we have never met or had a discussion before, basically this message might sound strange but it is factual in reality if only you care to know, The truth is that I should have notified you through a more confidential means, (even in the least to respect your integrity) please accept my humble apologies if I have caught you unaware, I frankly do not mean any harm in passing my message. I am a Project Manager with the United Nation Development Program Asia pacific (UNDP) I am also the concerned principal with contract appraisal and the approval of contracts in order of priority in regards with capital projects of the (UNDP) here in the Asia pacific. With my position as the principal director of operations, I have successfully secured the sum of Twenty eight million five hundred thousand dollars (US$28.5M) the amount was accumulated from over invoices. To this effect I decided to contact you and ask for your assistance, to enable us work together and

I am willing to compensate you with 25% of the total amount upon a successful conclusion to this transaction. Finally the confidence and trusted repose on you cannot be over emphasized; therefore you are to keep this deal to yourself completely confidentially. Your reputation will be highly protected in this transaction. I shall be pleased to have a personal phone number where I can personally contact you, while looking forward to a successful business relationship with you.

You can kindly give contact me on this number +601126632892. It will be a great pleasure to have you contact me so that I can give you a verbal update regarding this proposal.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR.GORDON ANGUS

Isn't Mr Angus generous, this is going to help so much with Christmas.

Xmas Grin
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SarahStratton · 07/12/2012 15:58

Oh Christmas bollocks, this was meant to be in Chat Xmas Blush

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MyNutcrackerSuiteAudrina · 07/12/2012 15:59

I think you should probably report your post and get HQ to remove that phone number or everyone will be ringing him!

SarahStratton · 07/12/2012 16:00

Oh, I think it would be lovely if everyone rang him. Xmas Grin

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blibblibs · 07/12/2012 16:02

Hopefully not since that is how he is trying to make $28.5m Xmas Grin

vintageviolets · 07/12/2012 16:14

Think of all the wonderful staple guns shoes you could buy Xmas Wink

EuphemiaInExcelsis · 07/12/2012 16:17

Stratters have you read the Bob Servant book? It's fiction, but it's about a guy who starts conversations with fraudsters like this, invites them over to Dundee, etc. He winds them up more and more, coming out with ridiculous business ventures they might both become involved in, to the point where the fraudster gets pissed off and calls Servant a conman and a time-waster! Hilarious!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 07/12/2012 16:21

I'm ringing him now. Looking forward to the $$$.

TessGoesDirectToBethlehem · 07/12/2012 16:26

Mr Angus could teach a few people a lesson.

I can't remember the last time somebody wanted to highly protect my reputation or hit me with a bit of trusted repose.

BerryChristmas · 07/12/2012 16:30

Oh, you could have so much fun with Mr Angus - you could probably string him along for at least a year !!

Sallyingforth · 07/12/2012 16:32

I need to call him. I just found my ticket for the £64 million lottery win that expired yesterday.

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