Why are magazines always a month ahead of real time? At the end of October, when the clocks had just gone back and I was getting into winter mode, they December issues were out full of Christmas cheer and turkey recipes. This month, when I'm just getting into a Christmassy mood, they are making new year resolutions and joining weightwatchers 
It's the same all year round. I'm going on my summer hols, they're heading back to school and cooking casseroles; I'm all wrapped up in wooly jumpers and opaque tights, they're choosing fake tans and flattering bikini shapes.
AIBU to wish magazines would stop confusing me and live in real time?