I work in an office of men. Approximately 80 of them. They all decided to do Movember, even the ones who already had taches decided to go the whole hog and get the full face fungus going. I don't know what it is about them, but taches really creep me out. I mean big time serious ewwness. I can't help thinking things like: what might be harboured in the bristles? are they tasting their breakfast when they lick their lips mid morning? and what on earth is with all that stroking??
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the cause and it is about time attention was given to male cancer. Raising awareness of diseases which can be better treated when caught earlier is never a bad thing. But if I have to hear one more bloke ask me if I am doing Fanuary he is going to get panned.
(btw this was semi-tongue in cheek, but taches really do gross me out)