To give the toddler payback for the past 3 year?

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The toddler has a new bed. It is a bit bigger then a single.

AIBU to jump into it with him? I could top and tail.

My reasoning is he has done it to me nearly every night for 3 year so I think it's time I give him a taste of his own medicine

He looks so comfy and I think he should share!

I don't have the patience to wait til then for revenge

Dd is not a morning person. When I wake her up for nursery / toddler group she always looks at me as if to say "but I was sleeping. How would you like it if someone woke you up when you were sleeping?"

I don't say a word.

I'm not a Grandmother yet, but my plan is formed already. Number 1 son will have children who wake at night (every soddin night) until they are in school and Number 2 son will have wonderful babies who then become stroppy teens. Dd I haven't decided yet, but all GC's will be spoilt rotten and filled with sugar by Dh and I.
I love the idea of throwing a strop in the teens room asking for his iPad

Every morning at the mo California he's out of bed at 6 and asks for the ipad which we are trying to wean him off even though he's a whizz at stickman he's not even 3! Pad mummy, get in mummy's bed. No it's still nighttime. Waaaaaaahhhhh.
I now know why my mum maliciously used to pull our duvets off us when we were kids and wouldn't let us sleep in when we were teens. I will get my own back I will. Revenge is a dish best served very cold

I am going to buy loads of chocolate advent calendars for when the toddler has his own toddler and see how he deals with sneaky tent dwellers scoffing all of their advent calendars. I will watch and cackle

When DS is old enough to drive and we are ready to leave to go somewhere he really wants to go, I'm going to either a). go all rigid like a surfboard so that I don't fit through the car door or car seat or b). pretend to be helpful by climbing in to my seat on my own only to, at the very last minute, throw myself over the centre console, in to the driver's seat and pretend to drive.

My DS is 13 and if I go to wake him :

Me: "Laaaa"
Laaa-aaahh-ah"

"LLLLLLAAAAAAA-AAAAH" (getting more and more stroppy)
Which is what he was like as a tiny baby.
Then he smirks (but eyes still shut)

"Raaaaaaaaaaaa". Don't ignore your little boy!

Sweet Revenge

I'm suddenly understanding why when i was 15 and my mum was hungover she woke me up to lie on my bed and complain.

Always thought she was warning me of the evils of drink, but it was just revenge.

I will say I am going to cook dinner then decide I'm not hungry and am going out with my friends. I will play my kind of music VERY LOUDLY while I'm getting ready, nick her makeup and perfume, say I'll be back WHENEVER while rolling my eyes. I will then phone later saying I have missed the last bus and she needs to come and get me.

I'm going to get all my stuff - books, newspaper, crochet, nail polish, iPad etc -out in his bedroom then just before I turn in for the night I'm going to have a massive strop about tidying it up and lie on the floor, sobbing.

I'm also going to demand that he take me to the loo every time I need to go (even though I am perfectly capable of going on my own) and that he sit outside the bathroom door with his arse going numb and his own bladder filing up while I take half an hour to wipe, flush and handwash, all the while asking him random impossible questions about wildlife.