AIBU no friends

[TickleFlower]

Anyone want to be my friend? I literally have no friends.

I'm so lonely. :(

I'm in warwickshire. I have loads of friends but they are all 500 miles away I moved down here last year. The only person who I befriended here started turning up at 7am for no apparent reason and popping over at 1am if my light was on to encourage me to lose weight or tell me what a terrible mother I am so I had to knock that on the head. I'm a bit scared now.

Im in Ayrshire and I need a friend!
Moomie could you please pm me, I cant seem to pm you, I would like to join the fb group.

chocolate ooooh proper NE. The middle of nowhere does sound a bit defiicent in friend opportunites. But very beautiful yes?

I can't link from phone I don't think
solesource. If you find mumsnet local, its in there.

missymoomoomee I am noweher near you. BUt just thought I would say I think you made the right decision and better no friends than ones like that!

local.mumsnet.com/birmingham-sutton-coldfield/the-friendship-bench for SoleSource

raw she is one of my neighbours and has children my age. She was apparently a size 8, had 3 jobs, and did all her cooking from scratch, her kids were perfect..blah blah. Although I actually spoke to 2 of them and they laughed when I told them. I ended up just not answering the phone and my door after she had a go at me in front of some other neighbours about my lack of consideration. I hadn't bought her a mothers day present . Would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

Shark, it's so pretty! Especially when it's been snowing. Luckily there's a bus route, so it could be worse. I'm originally from Sussex so it's been even harder to make friends

I'm in Winchester if anyone needs someone round there! Keep meaning to go 'sit' on the friendship bench but not made it yet. dontbugme I'll be you MN friend feel free to PM me, where are you at the moment?

charllie I'm in Oxfordshire too :)

Also have no friends

but I'm quite naice really

Thank you fat and doinsaurs :)

Stoke through fail :o

Now spelling fail!!!

I just got lost on the local site and couldn't find my way back

I need to find the bench again to add myself to it!

OhWhataPalaver - I'm in Stockport too. I don't have any babies yet but hope to soon. I've got friends round the Manchester area but would be nice to meet someone who lives nearby.

Im in West Yorks too Raw which part are you in?

I'm another East Sussex loner.

I want a shopping/coffee/lunch friend who isn't my mum or DH!

However I am fairly shy so I realise I can come across as a bit dull if you don't know me but I'm really not dull (or weird)!

The Lincolnshire bench is virtually abandoned :( I could barely move for tumbleweed!

Who else is in Lincolnshire? I know of a few, just wondering if there are anymore? I'm in Gainsborough :)

I just visited my local section and I was the first to post there! Hopefully will find some more soon.
I am quite shy at first and find it really hard to start conversations with people but I am nice, promise!

Bumblequeen I could have written your post. Where do you live?