To think that The House of Bruar catalogue is (soft, very soft) porn?

[grovel]

It's the only catalogue my DH has ever shown any interest in. I think he fancies the willowy girls in cashmere, tartan skirts and boots.

As porn problems go this one is minor - perhaps I should be grateful that his tastes are basically wholesome?

I think its a very specialist publication - sort of like Miss Marple porn if there was such a thing.

I don't know what that catalogue is, but what about bonprix? I nearly choked on my tea when I saw the lingerie pages with crotchless knickers and breast-exposed bras (you know what I mean, I'm not sure of the terminology).

@ Miss Marple porn

I'll Google bonprix if you'll Google House of B. I think they're going to be very different!

Ok, I'll do it now. It sounds like yours is just pretty girls in poncy clothes.

NO ONE does tweed knickers

PMSL at calling that soft porn . I wasn't too far off though.

blisterpack, your's was not as bad as I expected!

Link to pic

The actual house of bruar is grim. The average age is about 90, and it's full of coach tours. The stuff is hideously expensive, and they were selling, at one point, a coat lined with hamster fur!

It's very much aimed at rich tourists. Nice toilets, though. It calls itself "The Harrods of the North" (and I think al-fayed owns it?).

The wench leaning against a tree with a purple cardigan and hint of a wink is certianly erring on the saucy side.

They look weirdly as if the clothes were ironed while they were wearing them.

Maybe that's my DH's secret fetish? Maybe he wants to iron women's clothes. While they are wearing them.

If that is his fetish, send him round here and he can iron my clothes when I'm wearing them! Any other housework fetishists welcome too!

I love their food section