AIBU to shove the wine bottle up DP's nose.............sideways. <trivial thread>

[Cortana]

We get paid tomorrow. We had a few pennies left over so decided to treat ourselves with a nice half price in Tesco so we can actually afford it bottle of wine from Tesco's. We haven't treated ourselves in forever, this night in front of the telly with a bottle of is a BIG deal.

I drink veeeeeeeeery slowly. He doesn't. So I finish my glass and unusually for me I ask for more. He tells me it's all gone. He doesn't usually drink that fast ffs. He's only ever half a glass ahead of me.

So, the wine is gone.

10 minutes later he "hilariously" pulls out the bottle and pours us both some more. Plenty left.

AIBU to think he is a big meanie and I should ask you all for cruel and unusual punishments?

(In his defense he did spell check my drunk typing, has helped with grammar and punctuation and has sorted our evening meal two nights in a row, I am not writing this sentence under duress honest )

he's cheeky, but not mean. mean would have been to actually drink all the rest.

lighten up & enjoy your night!

We are well lightened Amazing, I just keep threatening him with AIBU and my dare was called.

That moment without the wine though

PMSL

YANBU

Haha, this is brilliant. :o

But...

You should have bought 2 even cheaper bottles.

How about shoving it up another orifice? -

Make sure you drink all the wine before shoving it up there...

I like whatacolddaytoday's suggestion.

@ SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus

Thanks, both our suggestions are good. Could combine them, TWO EVEN CHEAPER BOTTLES up......"it.....

Update: I have awoken with an awful hangover. Would have been best if he had drank the whole bottle. He was not BU it would seem....