Arghhhh quick quick what to do??

[tak1ngchances]

Excuse mistakes I am typing really fast

Having spray tan in 28 mins. It's the kind where a woman sprays you and you are in front of her wearing little disposable pants

My period is threatening to come. I have draggy pains and javelin-arse pains but no bleeding at all.

When it arrives, it really arrives.

What shall I do, what shall I do?

A) stick up a tampon and risk getting it stuck

B) put in a pad and wear normal pants which will look funny when I put my bikini on tomorrow on hols (NB my pads have wings which the beautician will have to look at bless her)

C) go without any San pro in the hopes that it holds off

Pls answer a, b or c quickly pleeeease!!!

Also, are you not experienced in making Andrex plugs?

That'd be my second recommendation

Tampons don't get stuck that's why they have strings that stay outside the body. How long do you think your vagina is?

They don't get stuck no, but if you shove them up when there is no blood to lubricate they suck up all your natural juices, and feel like they are turning you inside out in a particularly excruciating fashion when when you try and remove.

Option B for me.

I wouldnt use a tampon if i wasnt on at all.

What happened?

I put the tampon up, just finished the tan. Home in 5 minims for an extraction. Will report further

Haven't you used tampons before? Why do you think it'll get stuck?

Extraction complete. Tampon had a bit of periody business at the top. So the plan was perfectly concocted by mumnetters (Merci!!)

Over sharing alert!!!

Oh sorry sorry!! Morto. Just meant to say, it wasn't in vain

Erm, hate myself for asking this, but what are Andrex plugs? [Blush]

Moon cup! Good for the places that do Brazilians with no pants

I want to know what a andrex plug is to please.

I was about to suggest a mooncup too, but I see I am too late!

I assume Andrex plug = wodge of toilet paper up yer fanjo

Oh.
Thanks

A bit better than just shoved up your fanjo!! Take about four sheets in a strip, fold in half, roll up, then stick up fanjo!! Quite a good emergency solution.