AIBU to invite ALL of you the the London Christmas meetup???

[cat]

1st December.

Thread HERE

1. Express milk

2. Give baby to DH

3. Throw on any old thing and a bit of lippy

4. Wave cheerily to DH as you leave

5. Have a fucking brilliant night

Easy peasy.

Man. I should have been a life coach. Missed my calling.

Can a really fat petson attend?

Right I've done my duty and signed up.
Now bricking it about actually turning up.

SoleSource, how fat is really fat? I'm fat and I'm coming along :)

Mahoosive

Last year I was massively pregnant and sober.

I therefore DEMAND that everyone who went last year come again this year so I can be drunk at them.

Particularly ShirleyKnot so I can steal her namebadge and get up to shenanigans in disguise.

is there WiFi.

BUMP

(perhaps obsessively)

Can i come even though nobody on mn knows me?

Oh Christ- I can make it!

I can actually make it!

I'm sure you'll all be thrilled to know.

Can't make the date anyhow (which is a miracle considering I have no social life...) would like to come next time though - think it'd be a hoot

What happens?

Well one corner sit with undiagnosed PND, another sits with undiagnosed bi-polar, anothe sits proclaiming to be feminist then the normal people on the 4th corner just get plastered and dance Gangnam Style

getagoldtoof - anyone can go.

SoleSouce - I'm no sugar plum fairy either .

Are the organisers sitting with a register and breathing a huge sigh of relief as the personae non gratia amongst us say we can't go?

I might not tell you for a while yet

RIGHTO

Everyone is invited. Young, old, thin, fat, pregnant. WHATEVS.

We all rock up. Get pissed. Talk shit.

Some people know a few people. Most people don't know a soul and feel a proper lemon for the first 30 seconds.

By the end of the night you will lurve eveyone and will be lucky if you still have both your false eyelashes and both your shoes.

That's what happs.

Some go home, some stay in hotels. Some walk in zig-zag lines around London quite merrily into the small hours.

I'm too scared to come. I'm frightened no one will like me and I'll be Billy no mates in the corner. I don't drink. Can't drive that far, and I can't do the train on my own.

I am VERY tempted to come (if I'm allowed), however:

1. I am not 'known' on here other than for being a perpetual singleton normally to be found moaning about how men are never interested in me so no-one will want to talk to me

and

1. I am at Xmas parties on both the 2 days before the meet-up so I think my liver might be waving the white flag of surrender by then....

There is a thread in meetups.

To come along I've just asked people to pay a fiver deposit (which will pay for the buffet)

It's near Southwark tube in a bar with music from 8 till1. The details are all on the fb page but we decided not to give that out until people have paid their deposit.

I think this is because the F4J nobbers found out where a meetup was going to be once and threatened to invade it. Wankers.

So if you want to come along - PM me and I'll send you the paypal addy. Then when I've got it you can join the fb group and get all the deets. If you don't do fb one of us will pm you the deets....

Does that make any sense whatsoever??

I'd talk to you hatesponge. Although after a few gin's you may wish that I'd stop.

MsElle we'll look after you. Honest.

Sponge ditto... you don't have to drink booze.

Ophelia I am so up for dancing Gangnam style. I will have to practice...

getagoldtoof - you have to come. You have my favrettist ever name on MN ever. I started a thread about it not long ago and you didn't show up

hatesponge, you have my favourite-ever MN name (I have said so many times), so you have to come.

It's the law.

tethers
mselle
sponge

come along chop chop

no time for shrinking violets

haha, nice xpost, cat