To sing a really annoying song to you all?

[Onebadbackandalostpelvicfloor]

Muhnuh muhnuh

Do do do do do

Is that the muppets?

Yes. Yes it is.

You bastard. Now I'll be humming it all night.

I thought it would be
the song that never ends
it goes on and on my friend
Somebody started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it
just because
this is the song that never ends
it goes on and on my friend
Somebody started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it
just because

and so on and so forth

I know a monotonous song
I know a monotonous song
I know a monotonous song

And so on, ad infinitum.

I know a song that'l get on yer nerves
get on yer nerves
get on yer nerves
I know a song that'l get on yer nerves
get get get on yer nerves

And repeat.

I know a song that will get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
I know a song that will get on your nerves
Get get get on your nerves

I love that song!

Well atleast it wasn't fecking price tag!!

That song actually gets on my imaginary bollocks :o

Nothing is as annoying as the gummy bear song for me right now. My 2 and 4 year old have me play it at least 4-5 times a day.

I remember hearing it first on an ep of the midwives a few months ago when the woman's partner was playing it while she was in labour and thinking WTF ??

Now I know.

A-well everybody's heard about the bird
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody knows that the bird is the word

A-well-a bird bird b-bird's the word
A-well-a

A-well-a everybody's hearin' about the bird
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's talkin' all about the bird!

A-well-a bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well a bird

Surfin' bird

Well don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird bird, b-bird's the word

Sorry :o

You. Bastard!

Lovely spam, wonderful spam!
Lovely spam, wonderful spam.
Sp-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Sp-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Sp-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Sp-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

My two sons have been singing this all day!

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a loaf of bread.
Then I stroked, its fluffy head.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with some money.
Then I fed it, some golden honey.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with an Ice Cream Cone.
Then I hit it, with my mobile phone.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with some lace.
Then I punched it in, its little face.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a bowl of trifle.
Then I shot him down, with my air rifle.

I apologise if any of you had kids returning from PGL in the summer of 08 singing this...

I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

Second verse same as the first
I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am
(shouts)

(guitar solo)

I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry) Henry (Henry)
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
Henry the 8th I am.

Ahooooo Werewolves of London

Another annoying song. Along with:
London underground, they're all waaaaankers, w-w-waaaankers!

And the most annoying song on the planet award goes to:

Aw Confused I love Amateur Transplants, that album was ace:o

Admittedly I had no clue who sung it, I just know the song well as I had friends obsessed with it a few years back. I have, on more than one occasion, caught myself whistling it at work, I work for a couple who both work on the underground

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
That is what I said.

I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.

WeeEEEE are never ever ever getting back together!

You go to your friends
Talk go my friends
Talk to me
But WeeEEE are never ever ever getting back together

Confused they were a couple of doctors who made an album to raise money for charity. I think one is no longer in the medical profession, does the music/comedy thing full time. The album is called Fitness to Practice and made me giggle. London Underground just got overplayed:(