AIBU to hate weddings

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I hate them I hate having to dress up :( I've jus had a baby my boobs are huge I can't find anything nice (size 18) I've got the right hump :(

I've been to a few good weddings but the majority seem to be incredibly boring. I find the preparations worse than the events though, I've lost the ability to even feign interest in table decorations, dress fittings and how much photographers cost after 3 work colleagues getting married one after another.

Oh goodie thought I was the only one! Can't leave the kids they are page boys :/