saying, "I neither know nor care, I never feed him anyway, so I'd be amazed if he's put on any weight since birth" the next time someone (bizarrely) wishes to compare my baby's weight with their baby's weight?
My ds1 is 12, ds2 four months, and one of the few reasons (other than, you know, paying bills and that 
) that I'm glad to have gone back to work now is the avoidance of this kind of thing. can you tell I went to baby clinic today, for the first time since August, in case the surgery thought I should