to eat a Mars Bar that's been through the washing machine?

[threeineachlobe]

Just found it on emptying machine, now I want to eat it. Wrapper looks intact, its just a bit squashed.

That's perfectly acceptable isn't it?

Erm...tastes like a Mars Bar.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Do it! If chocolate didn't get all over your wash then the package is probably hermetically sealed, thus rendering the product inside still-yummy!

Report back please.

The machine will have washed all the calories out

UPDATE PLEASE

You don't have to eat it all, obviously if it tastes funny you should stop.
Are you ok op?

OP you made Facebook lol.

but no i would not but would eat a deep fried marsbar nom nom

Fuck!!! - it's killed her!!!!

Are we accessory to murder?

Oh :(

And

:(

Me choco nutter fiery emotions have been dampened :(

Mars Bar abuser!

but what did it LOOK like? had it all melted and squashed back together?

I need to get a life!

I've eaten half. I'm imagining some strange obituary, where my friends and family can't quite bring themselves to put "tragic accident" as I brought it all on meself. No, no you lot GOADED me into it.

Lol three

giraffes I'd take a picture but am on iPhone. Definately flatter than your average, chocolate coating broken & a bit crumbly.

Can report no soapiness, and am still alive.

Check on me in the morning though, won't you.

Whom did the bar belong?

Theif

It will now be calorie free surely...and fwiw I wouldn't even think twice about eating it, it would be gone by now

Oh good point Source! It was in DS trouser pocket. I actually thought it was his phone at first, went from 'oh no' to 'ooh mars bar'

Calls police! You are going down Lady, for a very looooong time.

I once ate a Mars Bar that had been open for three days and during those three days had been repeatedly stamped and melted into a car carpet. I was very hungry.

Yours is clean. And in a wrapper! Go for it.

See, peer pressure is dangerous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dropped half a chocolate roll thingy into a pile of dust and wall plaster (we're having building work done) yesterday and ate it. I'm still alive to tell the tale.

Update us, three! Are you alive? Any adverse side affects?

I think she's snuffed it not

Or she's too embarrassed to come back on today

Maybe she's rummaging through more washing for a chocolate fix?

I was convinced last night we'd killed her though

She is probably frothing at the mouth ,

Lovely to hear you were all so concerned!

Alive and well, late response due to looong working day rather than adverse side effects.

Go, wash your chocolate - you shall live!