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To find this celebrity attractive?

283 replies

MoreFish · 19/10/2012 13:17

Richard madely.
On loose women now.
If only he didn't open his mouth.

OP posts:
missymoomoomee · 20/10/2012 01:17

That Richard one is a dirty minded beggar at the best of times. I bet he already has a script, outfits, directors, lighting systems, make up artists, extras and camera men waiting for the day Judy agrees to it Grin

Nivet · 20/10/2012 06:57

That Richard & Judy photo disturbs me on many levels.

  1. It appears to have been taken in the reception area of a 3 star hotel
  2. Richard seems to have some pre-ejaculate (or post) staining.
  3. That sofa still has the tags on. It might be horrible but they have ruined someone's new sofa.
  4. The wallpaper is terrible.
  5. Judy has always reminded me a bit of my Mum.

Anyway, back on topic, after HIGNFY last night I am OVER my Ian Hislop thing. so that's good. Little pickled scrotum in a suit.

cheekydevil · 20/10/2012 07:36

Did everyone pass out or go blind with the images?

clicketyclick66 · 20/10/2012 07:43

Now I don't feel so bad for lusting after Robbie Rotten in Lazytown! Get help OP.

Grin
MoreFish · 20/10/2012 07:48

I just caught up on this. I'm howling so bloody hard I bet the neighbours will call for help

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 20/10/2012 08:21

I honestly thought I was going to have a nightmare about Richard as Ali G!

Nivet · 20/10/2012 10:32

I'm quite worried that I noticed the tags on the sofa but genuinely did not notice Richard's got his cock out.

JeezyOrangePips · 20/10/2012 10:39

The picture is a fake.

Sorry!

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains · 20/10/2012 11:11

no, the picture is a fake??? Shock

You'll be telling me next that there's no such thing as the tooth fairy! Wink

Who has the brain bleach? Can I have some please, I will pour it directly into my eyes so all memory will be washed away forever

OP should be banned from MN for creating this thread and all the hideousness and admissions of wrongful lust that have ensued.

Oh and who said about Rob Thomas I am right with you - sexy and a good voice

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 20/10/2012 11:17

So no chance of Richard and Judy making a video and Richard singing "mi Judy"?

The world is missing out Grin

JazzyTheSnowman · 20/10/2012 12:02

I think he's fit as anything too...
Blush

Then again, according to DP I have some WEIRD tastes in men. I would happily book a hotel room with most CBeebies actors. Especially Mr Bloom - phhwoooarrrr

JazzyTheSnowman · 20/10/2012 12:03

JESUS H CHRIST THAT PICTURE CAN'T BE REAL!

You could polevault with that thing!

missymoomoomee · 20/10/2012 12:08

Oh no I'm slightly gutted about the picture being fake actually. Thought Mi Judy had been reading that book about how to get famous to revive their careers....oh well.

Nivet I can't believe you noticed the tags and not the massive willy in Mi Judys hand, I don't know whether to be impressed or disappointed in you Grin

freddiefrog · 20/10/2012 12:24

OMG, please tell me that Richard and Judy picture is fake!

Why did I click on the link?

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 20/10/2012 12:46

Is Judy now been referred to as Mi Judy now miss? Grin

Mi Judy and Ali Dick Grin

missymoomoomee · 20/10/2012 13:07

Grin Yeah mi tryin' to mek dem kool 4 the yoof so dem don't make a sex tape innit.

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 20/10/2012 13:29

ROFL at the pic Shock Nick Knowles anyone? as an aside, y'know the brad Pitt Chanel ad .... when he looks at the camera at the end and says 'inevitable' thats for me that is Grin

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 20/10/2012 13:39

Ah I gets ya man, tis hard been like mi Judy and Ali Dick. Dey need sum elp frm da yoof so dey can b kool. Dats y dey need dat pic init?

Dey is sick! Ali Dick and his biatch are well bad man

JazzyTheSnowman · 20/10/2012 16:34

ROFLMAO

InSPcFanjo - I genuinely read that in Ali G's voice. I am creased over lol!

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 21/10/2012 17:30
Grin

What happened to this thread?

I was enjoying this

HappyHippyChick · 21/10/2012 18:02

I just popped back to tell missy that my secret crush is Ian Hislop

I'm sorry I snorted at Kenny Rogers as he is far more socially acceptable than Hislop Blush

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 21/10/2012 18:03

Hang your head in shame happy!

Grin
HappyHippyChick · 21/10/2012 18:09

Nivet I missed HIGNFY what did Hislop do?

HappyHippyChick · 21/10/2012 18:10

I do SP, I do!

Wheresmypopcorn · 22/10/2012 02:31

Yuck

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