To think that as it's not even Halloween yet,

[CouthyMowWearingOrange]

Christmas threads should fuck the fuck off to the Christmas topic, and when they get there, fuck off some more?!

Can we deal with that man in the red suit at a later date please? I have no wish to be reminded of his approach until the 1st December TYVM.

I still have a Victorian boys costume to make, a Halloween party to organise, a DC's birthday to buy presents for, a Birthday party for said DC to arrange, and last but not least, a birthday cake to design and make for said DC.

So FECK ORF WITH TALK OF THE 'C' WORD!!!!

But that's plenty of time beforehand to have a proper birthday. They is all meanies if they don't mark your birthday!

tis all about the cash

Couthy just don't click on anything with Christmas in the title, that's the mumsnet equivalent of not going down the christmas aisle or humming so you can't hear a carol.

Then they save up for half the year like I do! Bloody meanies. Shows no thought for you.

Half the time, I can't even SEE the 'C' word in the thread title. The App doesn't show all of longer thread titles. So I click on the thread, only to find it should be elsewhere.

Maybe I'll run off to join the po's.

My brother's birthday is on Christmas Day,

I will be 40 on Halloween

I love Halloween, yanbu Christmas is going to be fucking stressful this year. I will have an 8 week old baby a 5 year old & 3 year old aaagggghhhh!
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