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to think that the bullying culture is of nowt compared to the charms of TS?

106 replies

Hullygully · 04/10/2012 21:48

No?

OP posts:
doctordwt · 04/10/2012 22:10

Burnt Void

Nightshame

Husbandly Thatch

SuperB0F · 04/10/2012 22:10

Tramp's Beard

Bum's Rush

Turpitude

doctordwt · 04/10/2012 22:12

Reaper's Shadow

Shed Cream

Arabian Gland

marshmallowpies · 04/10/2012 22:13

Cruel Lilac
Daring Peach
Burnt Norton

IneedAsockamnesty · 04/10/2012 22:14

i have no idea what your talking about but because im easyly led drunk i shall agree and yell merlot

TalcAndTurnips · 04/10/2012 22:18

ashesgirl (are you a cricket fan? >) - there was a thread about a year ago where posters made up pretentious names for imaginary Farrow & Ball colours. It was extremely diverting.

Peter Andre Shade Chart - for gauging his top-up levels in his personal spray-tan booth - the TurdGild 3000

doctordwt · 04/10/2012 22:18

Nearly Turgid

Sensual Bream

Whiff

oldnewmummy · 04/10/2012 22:19

Goat's snatch.

SuperB0F · 04/10/2012 22:22

I got the Farrow And Ball chart- fifty shades of grey. Worst wank ever.

TalcAndTurnips · 04/10/2012 22:29

Scrofulous Vagine (tribute to Buppers)

Toe Jam

Seepage

Worthy Pamphlet

Chesney Hawkes (an insipid beige)

Arse Bandit

Vague Disappointment

MoonlightandRoses · 04/10/2012 22:40

Well, if you're talking about that TS and paint, may I recommend Jellicle? Shows as either black or white depending on the lighting.

Or perhaps, given some of the, umm, dramatic 'you're all bullies because you independently think I'm unreasonable for saying xxx' threads floating around - how about malade imaginaire? - A puce shade with a green tinge.

ashesgirl · 04/10/2012 22:42

Thank you Talc for explaining Smile. Ah no, not a cricket fan.

TheVermiciousKnid · 04/10/2012 22:43

ConDem Grey

TalcAndTurnips · 04/10/2012 23:01

Dagnabbit, ashesgirl - I was hoping we could discuss Finny's stump-toppling problem as he delivers a fast ball. Sad He's just TOO tall.

Poledra · 04/10/2012 23:06

Strangulated haemorrhoid

TheVermiciousKnid · 04/10/2012 23:09

Twitterabid

TheVermiciousKnid · 04/10/2012 23:10

Headtilt blue

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 04/10/2012 23:14

I think we are in rats alley, where the dead men lost their bones.

And the bullies, and the squashed slugs. And two from the top.

TheVermiciousKnid · 04/10/2012 23:17

50 Types Of Houmous

doctordwt · 04/10/2012 23:19

Scalded Todger

Hesitation

Furious Hun

ENDGAME

TheVermiciousKnid · 04/10/2012 23:23

Jolly Baby Dancing

Poledra · 04/10/2012 23:24

Syphillitic Knob

SoggyMoggy · 04/10/2012 23:30

This summer I helped paint a set with three gallons of a sunny yellow that the gentleman at the paint store had carefully labeled 'Morning Gory'. It was kind of awesome.

TalcAndTurnips · 04/10/2012 23:35

Lidl Sunrise

Accountant's Knee

Norman Lamont

Gluteus Maximus

Bent Copper

Gusset Bloom

Blocked Chakra

Eeyore Puree

SuperB0F · 04/10/2012 23:37

I love Bent Copper^ Grin