To think that you don't have to send me a message..

[SecretCervix]

telling me you can't babysit for me as you are too far away when

A) I didn't ask you to
B) Would have noted the distance for myself and not even asked in the first place?

Sorry if this seems baffling by the way, I registered with that childcare.co.uk website yesterday and that was first message I got.

I agree, it was probably in case you said, "oh you look SO PERFECT, I will pay you double..."

I had one weirdo, ahem woman, on there contact me and ask why I wouldn't want a live-in nanny.

I am a stay-at-home mum with a dh home at 6pm.

That said. We found a fab babysitter/mother's help there who is just amazing (and whom my dc adore) so I am a fan of the website generally (just not some of the muppets posting messages!)

I would babysit for you Cervix, but I live 1000000000000000 miles away, have 18 tentacles and several sets of slavering fangs and don't breathe oxygen