More seriously though, I have never had a problem with crying babies on planes - apart from my own but that's just because it stresses you out hearing your own baby's cries. It's the 4+ group I have a problem with because they kick seats.
Also, the inconsiderste arseholes who put their seats back the sexond they are allowed to, crushing your legs.
In conclusion, it should go:
Kicky child kicky child kicky child
Reclinging gut reclining git reclining git
Kicky child kicky child kicky child
Reclinging gut reclining git reclining git
Kicky child kicky child kicky child
Reclinging gut reclining git reclining git
Drunken fool drunken fool drunken fool
Drunken fool drunken fool drunken fool
Stinky people stinky people stinky people
Stinky people stinky people stinky people
Tutters tutters tutters
Everyone else everyone else everyone else
Etc.