To be disgusted in dirty habits of women at work

[LittleMissFussyPants]

I cannot believe how many times i have been in the ladies toilets at my work lately to be greeted by, and there's no nicer way of putting this, a mess in the bowl. I think it is disgusting that anyone would leave this for the next person to come along and can't believe it happens so often in the ladies. Why should i have to keep flushing other peoples business away just because they are too lazy and shameless. Then there's the getting out of the toilet quickly in case someone thinks it was me......euwww it makes me sick.
I want to write a note on the door that gets the point across any suggestions

Once, at my vair posh private school, someone did a whirly splat ON THE SEAT!!!

Cue loads of pre-teens rushing to have a look!

Where I work I have witnessed with my own eyes men coming out of our ladies loo, maybe they think they are having a shit in a more rarified atmosphere but it's disgusting. Use your own fecking toilet for god's sake!

Just write a simple notice in big black marker:

"It might be a shithouse but there's no need to treat it like a shytehole"

took my dc's into the ladies at a service station recently and the seat was smeared in menstrual I hope blood. Loads of it. Yuck.

I once found a used sanitary towel on the floor in the loos at work - this wasn't even in a cubicle but the open part with the sinks

I wrapped my hand in a lot of loo roll and put the horrible thing in the bin. I was mortified on the cleaner's behalf, God knows what she'd have thought because what I thought was unrepeatable enough. I mean, how on earth did it end up there?!?!

We had a phantom shiter at my old work. A sign on the door saying "if its brown make sure it goes down" worked a treat!

you could have a diagram of a toilet on the back of the door with helpful arrows saying 'SIT HERE' and 'FLUSH THIS'

or a sign saying 'It appears that some employees have yet to learn how to use a toilet. For their sake, here are some clear instructions' - then have a deeply sarcastic list of helpful bog-usage pointers.

Failing that, kill them all.

We once had a phantom snot-wiper-on-the-wall at somewhere I worked.

At the church toddler group I go to there is a note on a bin next to the loo which says 'Please dispose of sanitary waste in this bin. Jesus loves you'.

It always makes me chuckle.

bakingaddict - I'm almost certain that men using ladies loos (or even vice versa) is a serious disciplinary matter??

We had a unisex loo at one school I worked at. I hate that.

And, and, ... I too have seen women coming out of the loo and not washing their hands . Yuck.

Eeeewww Line - somehow that seems even worse

... you have the nicest stories

I've had the nicest jobs, Salmo.

There were once toilets on the Egyptian/Israel road border that were a just a flowing carpeted mass of liquid shit from floor to celing. You'd have needed a water cannon poitning into a galactic wormhole to clean them.

what gets me at our work is that one of the loos that sort of "belongs" to the Boss's PA has a notice saying that "because the loo is used by visitors as well as staff please leave it as you would wish to find it" - which seems to suggest that all the other loos that are just staff loos can be left in any old state because the staff don't matter. The PA would love to stop us plebs using it I know but hasn't quite got the front!

When I used to work in an office I heard people complaining about the smell a couple of times, not long after I had been in

I had left the toilet clean, but with no spray air freshener, what are you meant to do. Come out and announce to the office "I'd give it a few minutes if I were you...?"

pointing

Can you watch the toilets in question to find the culprit? Then write a note for all to see..

Sandra from accounting is a dirty shitter

for example...

I can't remember if I read this anecdote on MN or somewhere else but it made me laugh

A woman walks into a cubicle and it's a horrible shitty mess so she goes 'urgh' and walks straight out again. She's then doing her hair in the mirror when a colleague walks into the same cubicle, also says 'yuk' and walks out. So the woman at the mirror says conversationally 'I just did that!' and smiles

... Then later realises what the other woman must have thought

A sort of Toilet Stake-out FancyPuffin?

With binoculars, a zoom lens and a spiral-bound notebook?

Sandra from accounting ....

Do you work at the same place as me, by any chance? Our loos are always like this...it's so grim. Actually, it got so bad recently, someone laminated a picture of a loo brush and stuck it on the inside of the cubicle door, with "This is not an installation" written underneath...

I wondered and wondered about this for a long time myself (having unfortunately encountered it many times), and I now actually wonder if there aren't some people out there who deliberately do it because of the reaction it will provoke.
Poo-trolls basically.

ah, I work in a women-dominated company.

The loos are plastered with 'gentle' reminders about keeping them clean.

Please clean up your shit,
Cos we don't wanna see it,
It's not a nice thing to do,
So please clean up the loo

(beautiful!)

We are a classy bunch

What do you do in a public loo if there is no brush? If the flush doesn't work at all...?

Scared I do believe it is an act of defiance, people who are unhappy in their role/with the company.

It is revolting, uncalled for and they should be ashamed of being so filthy.

Meant to say in my last post, I haven't witnessed anything in work but have heard....unpleasant tales

Don't be in a rush
Make sure you stay and flush

I'm glad I don't work in an office

I find this in public loos, today my toddler charge picked up a sanitary towel from the lid of the waste bin. As in the lid that the owner would have only had to lift to put it in. I don't think she's ever had me screech "Ah! That's dirty! Put it down! Put it down!" so quickly in her life
Pee on seats is common too, why can people not wipe their bright yellow piss from the seat I do not know! Poo too And tampon applicators floating in the toilet Never worked that one out really.

Some people are just scummers.