But is removing a mobile phone from your mums bum...

[Softlysoftly]

... Not something you ever would want to do?

I'm catchup watching the third 999 and I'm just

Ok I have to watch this programme now. [shocked]

Worra...I had the same thought.

::sits next to Worra::

Worra just jiggled DD2 off the boob sniggering at that

I have no idea what this relates to but hopefully it wasn't the new, longer iPhone 5.

I have a crush on the dude in the opening bit who says "Suze, vibrator stuck in anus".

The judgey smirk on his face makes me all warm and gooey inside

On a serious note - I watched this episode this morning and I cried my bloody eyes out. So so sad

This programme depresses the shit out of me - but is very well put together (good old Channel 4) and a real eye opener.

The six year old kid phoning up terrified that his mum was being attacked by step dad brought me out in goose bumps.

My favorite bit, "No Sir, getting your copy of 'call of duty' back is not an emergency".

I snorted at that sashh

That lady police officer with the straight off the Bobbi Brown counter make-up and the lion-esque bob is great.

Do you reckon the ringtone is Golden Brown??

why was it up her bum?

Why did you not post this earlier??? I sense this is inappropriate viewing for a 3yo which is annoying cos he was at preschool this morning so I could have been sniggering along... now I have to wait!

Or Brown eyed girl??

Brown girl in the 'ring'?....

Arf

Sorry little if it helps I'm going to have to save half as DH in unreasonably expecting me to take on toddler duty so he can work .

MrDobalina apparently her bf put it there, romantic.

Worra.

What is the programme and what channel? I'm intrigued(sp) now..

I hope they had a land line or a spare mobile phone to call 999.
Otherwise think of the logistics...

DS is watching Special Agent Oso and JUST as I read that, he said "but how will I get there with Rapide stuck in the tunnel?" and spat coffee down my cleavage.

Haha BunnyLebowski I know the guy who you say you have a crush on. Put a good word in for you? hehe

No way Pork??

Tell him I luffs him

Too funny.

Last nights was so sad though