Mumsnet as a forum is mostly words isn't it?

[InvisibleHotPinkWeasel]

Therefore it's necessary to have a rudimentary grasp of the written word?

So AIBU to think if you can't even be arsed read the op properly, not the thread, not even just the ops posts, but just the actual opening post, than you can go forth and do one?

You might as well put a comment that's not even vaguely involved.

Op. Hello, I'd like your opinion on whether strawberry or raspberry jam would be better on a sponge cake.

Numpty: people who eat cheese are cunts.

Everyone else: eh? READ THE OP!!

Numpty: shan't it's a free forum stop being mean.

I am now grumpy. Will the perpetrators of this nonsense please desist forthwith. AIBU to be tetchy about this influx of non readiningness?

Mmmm.....I'm sure I'd like pombears......imagines some exotic & sophisticated cocktail nibble......

It annoys me too. People seem to selectively be blind to parts of the OP or they have the attention spans of a forgetful gnat.

Oh and the cake should be chocolate.

Cherry jam and and whipped cream on a chocolate cake
(hasn't even read OP)

Yeh, but what about the dead wasp on the windowsill?

Maybe the pombear killed it!

no no chees is lovely...

anyway thought it was mostly adverts...

Can you have chees on a pombear? Or is that terribly passe ?

It doesn't matter how many times I paint over that red wine stain - it still shows!

Yes, moving because the fruit shoot would cut perfectly through the fat

Oh good cheeky. Its good to get your 5 a day and I suppose a pombear would have some protein, so its all good.

Think I'd have some strawberry jam on that.....

I favour the devolution of Chelsea, too.

Actually weasel, YANBU, unless it's me not reading properly. I always have an excuse on hand then!

It's the runny dog poo I'm worried about. I have just cleaned the floors!

Of course the cream goes on top of the jam. ffs, what a ridiculous idea.

Arrrr shipmate Weasel Cap,n looking for you