Aargh, middle ageor even OLD age is creeping up on me, someone shoot me!

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A Damart catalogue fell out of my proleporn mag and I actually browsed through it going 'Hmm'.

Elastic-waisted polyester checked slacks! CARDIGANS! Help, help! I know I'm menopausal but it will be zip-up suedette wellies next...

DH would like me to tell you that it is not just his opinion, there was a product test in an outdoor magazine and Damart came out top. That's his story and he's sticking to it.

ITs when you see those seats in the adverts in the middle Alan tithcmarch and say ooo they help you up then start worrying

I want a housecoat but NOT A FEMININE ONE. Where o where can I shop?

Lol turnip

Off to look at Damart online..

try fashion world for your housecoat the brochure is in most sunday newspapers

A velveteen smoking jacket would be good for around the house.

Ooooh godDamart is the pits
try here

www.desigual.com

Get some colour back in your lives

Desigual clothes confuse the fuck out of my sole!

Me sole. Not my soul.

I've got a housecoat. I've had it 4 years. It is White with a full length zip and a few scattered flowers. It is nice and warm.

I am utterly sexless in it. I love it

Sgb- there is no way you're wearing curlers

Ha, SoleSource, I've got a tab open on Damart, because I read the cold thread!

Oooh the horror that is Damart.

I actually had a read of Saga magazine at the docs last week, and found it surprisingly interesting

Evening Sole!

Hi Jellykat

I read Screwfix Direct if there's nothing else handy. Don't worry! It's when your hand begins to fill in the weirdly old fashioned "Order form" that you need to worry!

One screw is pretty much like the next, isn't it?

I am wearing curlers. I washed my hair and it was getting in the way so I bunged it into a couple of those polystyrene curler things... I've been taken over by an alien life form, haven't I?

Er yes you have - take some drugs, drink some wine or summat

I am worrying about you SGB

SGB are you striving for a ringletty Hilary Devey look?..

How i wish thermals didn't give me thrush, i'm bloody freezing..

No, seriously, Viking Direct is where its at - lots of little notepads for the endless list making.. It won't be long before i have to resort to writing down exactly what i went upstairs to get... I only have 10 steps in my staircase, yet those 10 steps seem to be erasing my short term memory.

hmm - my hairdresser said flicks and curls are coming back in and that heated rollers are making a come back! Charlie's Angels weren't old; they weren't >>pouts

Saga magazine is good.

Step away from tbe saga Jelly

To tbe rescuuuuue

Do you know what Jelly lol when I read ypur ringletty description of Hilary not only did I laugh but it finally slotted into place...

Hilary is almost identical to a shop window mannequin, with no neck