To reply to my new weed smoking text friend?

[TextFriend]

I have a new friend or rather my phone does.

My new friend likes to text my phone about his drug taking habits, or at least I think he does. My Phones friend is hard to understand.

Its been going on a few weeks and unfortunately he refuses to believe my phone doesn't want to receive his texts and doesn't know "wat da weed u ad on sat" or of it was "gud". I've text on my phones behalf saying you've got the wrong number but he seems to struggle as much with my text speak as I do with his. He replies with "Na bro was that your mum txt i no its u'.

So earlier he asked where my phone was.

I decided to reply with "Police station" Expecting them to realise my phone wouldn't have been arrested if it was still on or scare them into not replying to my phone again.

Then get a text from a new friend on a new number asking "wots happenin badman" and a missed call.

Should I reply? What with?

This is making my Friday afternoon!

Just be VERY careful that whatever reply you do give cannot be seen as being part of illicit dealins, you know, in case they get nicked and thepolice check the phone... (I'm sure you can't get done for dealing in naice ham though).

My phone has a name apparently its levi. Had a who is this text and bluffed my way through it. I'm going to ask if he knows of anywhere Ievi can get some naice stuff on offer. Always got to be on the look out for some good ham deals.

You get naice 'shit' round the back of aldi

ha ha op thats well funny :o

Is anyone else concerned that 'Levi' might end up getting stabbed for talking to the police/sending confusing text messages? All down to a wrong number.....

Just tell him you've just been and bought a right tidy pair of wranglers

On the basis of the teens on the top of the bus this morning you need to slip in an "o ma dayzz bruv" in one of those texts. And say something is "bare grime".

No. No. Actually type in "naice ham" not "naice stuff".

Although he'll probably think you are praising the police.

Naice ham =

Naice pigs =

Lovely police officers

innit doh'

Ignore and block his number

Dp and I are scrapping ourselves laughing.

Your phone's friend has made my Fri day

Cheekybarsteward I can assure you, you cannot.

Ask him if he'll come to the station to bail you out.

PMSL

Say 'bruv do u no where a pombear get some naice shit, cz oh my dayz I need it G'

aldi I have bought some vair naice ham down the back of Aldi. Not the breaded though that's rank shit ;)