AIBU to not want to hear my neighbours..

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

having sex every flippin night!!

She's currently giving it all the high pitched 'uh uh..!' and he's 'oh oh!'

Aw bless 'em, they're not hurting anyone are they? Surely it's better than hearing people arguing

I feel quite sorry for her actually; a 'few minutes of uh uhs' isn't much to shout about is it?

When my upstairs neighbours were recreating When Harry Met Sally for the umpteenth time that night/morning.
I leapt out of bed. Stood on my bed, got my phone up to the ceiling whilst a bemused DH was watching me, saying what ARE you doing

Played the first few bars of R Kelly's Bump n Grind

"Mah Minds tellin me Noooooooo

But mah BARDY!!!....Mah BARDY'S tellin me YESSS!!"

DH collapsed in giggles and I swear there was a stifled giggle from upstairs.
Then silence
Glorious silence

They have since moved out but boy was it worth it!!

Ew. I had a neighbour who did this all the bloody time, except they were porn star wannabees. Once in the garden, during the summer, her bf was saying: "yeah you like that you bitch. you like that bitch" to which she'd reply "yeah yeah yeah".

I posted a note through the letter box telling her to close her windows whilst having sex as my baby could hear everything and I don't want her growing up listening to you having sex.

She moved about a month later. Thank God.

love this thread, has me giggling away ... the only shagging I hear is some poor female fox getting it - and she sounds like she doesnt want it

I had this with an upstairs neighbour when I lived in a flat. It was annoying at the time, but not as annoying as the screaming matches that followed when it turned out it wasn't her DP she was having sex with but DPs friend.

I reckon some people have absolutely no concept of how sound travels, and how they can be heard though thin walls and open windows.

I had a neighbour who did this all the bloody time, except they were porn star wannabees. Once in the garden, during the summer, her bf was saying: "yeah you like that you bitch. you like that bitch" to which she'd reply "yeah yeah yeah"
Euw, I hate that too, Fakebook. I had a very brief fling with someone like that once; he once said, "it's all for you babe, all for you" whilst banging me over the sofa. I just stiffled a yawn and thought "twat" before sneaking home in the middle of the night.

These days my BF and I sometimes pornolise our lovemaking for a giggle by making making the stereotypical noises and phrases. He does "you love it doncha babe" and "all for you", in a Ray Winstone accent and whilst gurning for added dramatics, while I suck air through my teeth and say "ooh yes baby, give it to me" We find it really cringeworthy but rather funny.

Change your wifi name to 'We can HEAR you shagging, number x'

Reminds me of my ex neighbour only she sounded like a moose it was dreadful never had the guts to bang on the wall tho!

cake I'm loving the wifi idea especially in a flat or terraced cos they'll never know who it is hehe!!

cake . I might just do that...

We had this problem a while ago but I was genuinely upset by it. They were waking the dc (baby and reception aged child) and dd was really confused by why the woman next door was screaming and shouting obscenities in the wee small hours.

I made dh go and have a word. Odd noise, odd overheard session overheard, fine. Screaming and begging for harder fucking faster fucking yes for hours and hours on end every day and night was beginning to burn my soul.