To hate myself for putting up with emails from mums flogging stuff? Tupperware or cards

[BonnyDay]

You know the "mummy jobs" (cringe )

You once bought a card / tub / pair of earrings and they keep emailing you crap.
This one was about 5 years ago. Im top scared to say fuck off.

BonnyDay I see i have set off the klaxon.

However I am Australian and we are allowed to use poor English.

It's actually written into our Constitution.

Sorry 'bout that mate.

Ooh, I've been invited to LOADS of pampered chef things, but so far never gone to one.... I use the "I've only a small kitchen and am sure the products are great but I've just not got space for them" (also has a handy subtext as EVERYONE knows that a small kitchen = not-posh-house = not likely to spend enough at party).

One of my Brownie's parents gave a Pampered Chef stoneware tray-thingy to our supply of tombola prizes. It cost more than £30 new. It's remained unchosen as a tombola prize after 3 events!

Bumperella you're a genius! My kitchen is also dinky - that will be my refrain now. Will also work for any beauty related pyramid schemes too as I have a bathroom as tiny as my kitchen - one positive of having a small house - yay!

I've never been invited to one of these - bit intrigued now.