To want pockets in trousers?

[samandi]

Actual pockets, that you can fit a phone or wallet in, instead of these stupid half pockets that so many women's trousers have?

I'm not bothered if I look "lumpy" as I crab DD from school.

I am worried about £100 worth of radio key hitting the deck as she slings her crap at me!

Really is a pocket big enough to stick my car keys in too much to ask?