AIBU to lighten the mood on aibu by posting this...

[auburntrees]

There was an old lady from Bude,
Who liked to walk round in the nude,
Some thought she was rude,
But she was no prude,
She thought it was there to be viewed..

boom boom

Any others? :-D

My friend billy had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
And hit it with a rake,
Now it's only 4 foot four

that was the first thing that popped into my head!

There once was a man from Devizes
Who's balls were of different sizes
The one, was so small
It was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes

shaving DH nearly spat his tea out at that! Says he hasn't heard it since school!!

er mumsnet, think had a typing fail...thats not supposed to be a new category

"Disneyland"
A theme park to you and I

A kamikaze pilot when said to a Scotsman

Eh?

Aye, as I was saying, theres me asking for a "like" button and they all go NAW!!!
(and i just made that a new category under AIBU!!! I'll just sit back and wait...)

I still don't understand maybe I need to be on the too tonight

I know what I'd rather have

A full bottle in front of me
Not a full frontal lobotomy

"it does nae land" shaving.

I was sitting in the attic and it came out quite dramatic, diarrhoea diarrhoea

Sorry I only know dirty ones. Speaks volumes about my childhood

She was only the architects daughter
But she let the borough surveyor

shaving
Guilty as charged here too!

And from DH
If you want to buy a car
Buy a Jag
There's enough room in the back to have a shag
There's a little black bin to put your condoms in
If you want to buy a car
Buy a Jag

Yep I work for JLR

may suggest this as the new slogan for the SportBrake