AIBU - no sex when the dog is in the room

[Pandalicious]

Several times recently we've been merrily shagging away, only to be interrupted by the bloody dog barging its way into the room. DP doesn't seem to care, but it puts me right off, DDog just sits there staring, probably wondering what the fuck we are doing. I can't continue until the dog is evicted, but interrupting DP mid-shag is bad as it takes ages to get back in the groove.

Should I just ignore the dog or AIBU?

YABU - My bloody dog will actuall NOT bloody move out of the way! He sleeps in our bed (i TOLD DP this was a mistake!), he literally will not move, we sort of kick and manouvre him out the way, but he always wheedles his way back, to the point where i i swear he has been having an "up and down" ride on DPs back! Either that or he STARES at me as if to say "harlot"! Its seriously ruining my sex life!

"It always puts me if but DP gates having to stop to catch all our animals to lick them out.. " Can i nominate this for the best fruedian slip on MN, like EVER!!!