I'm so so sad. Actually really sad.
Someone gave me the most beautiful bunch of flowers. I can't remember the last time i had floiwers.
Anyway. I was putting them in the ice bucket (because i don't own a vase) and the bunch is all nice and arranged and i difn't want to spoil it.
And then i was carrying it into the kitchen and DH (stupid fucker) had opened the (stupidly placed) stupid eye level stupid grill (what stupid fucker puts a pull down door thing just by the stupid futility room door.
Anyway. I walked ito the chest height grill door. It rammed me in the boob really hard. I bounced off and whacked my arm on the worktop. And it really really hurt.
And the worst bit......
I dropped my beautiful flowers snd they fell all over the floor all unnaranged snd spoilt.
And there is a gallon of water all over the floor