to sack my DS's Carer?

[SoleSource]

My DS has a BLUE tongue after eating junk ice pops. My poor DS :(

The articial colourings and flavours in them could turn him slightly hyper.
My hand needs holding whilst we wait fir the Doctor to diagnose his blue tongue.

The ambulance took ages.

Should I write a letter of complaint?

just a mischevious sunny day joke thread

Leave the bastard

Oh hang on, wrong thread. Sack the ninny

OMG how could she?!?! Fire her immediately and ring SS!

Now I'm panicking...I'm about to go pick up my son from his new CM and who knows what colour his tongue might be!!!!

::faints::

Kick the bitch to the kerb!

Dont write a letter, carve you are a cunt onto her forehead

Just pondering, but would one's wee be blue after a blue slushy ice thing?

More likely to be green.

You can freeze niace ham on to a stick. Why didn't she do this?

Smack her to the ground. Stupid bitch.

Where does the OP say the carer is female

Whew. Son home. Tongue normal colour.

Damn, how could I just presume like that.

We are back at home now. The A&E Doctor told me off for wasting his time. I retorted the fact he is a racist and shouted JUSTICE FOR BLUE TONGUES as the police dragged us away.

That Doctor WBU.

Is that not the point of a junk ice pop?

My tongue is now a bright purple :)

Well actually I was vair worried bout my ds' red mouth and lips
Till I realised he had red lolly at DM,s
So there

You should have called an ambulance as I did.

YABU and fucking selfish to call a bloody ambulance!

You should have had him air lifted to hospital

That way he could have had an ice pop and a helicopter ride

It's all ME ME ME with you isn't it?

I'll bet the carer was a fucking MIL...

Worra I nearly wet myself at that

Lmao Worra!

Next week I will stock fruitshoots so new carer thinks this is normal pratice.

Now how do I write H on my front lawn..

Hehe this make me laugh. Did remind me of a recent tv show where a panicing father phones 999 because his sons legs were blue, the operator quickly established he has new jeans on!

I nearly called in SS myself last week. DD called me up to the bathroom to examine her poo.

It was a radioactive shade of blue.

Then I remembered the frozen blue thing, aptly named Toxic Waste or some such that I had allowed her to purchase (because I was having a small glass of wine in the tea room with my friend- in the afternoon!)

I think I need parenting classes at the very least. I can't even blame a carer!

OMG Sirzy you're joking?