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Not to let dh do pop just before I have bath

45 replies

roundynotsquary · 02/09/2012 23:37

In holiday cottage with two bathrooms. One has loo and shower but is next to baby niece's room. One has loo and bath. I said I wanted bath before bed to unwind after difficult day and he said he wanted to do poo first. I said do it in other bathroom and he said no because flushing loo might wake baby.

I said no I don't want bath in room smelling of fresh poo.

He got pissed off. I proved point by flushing loo in room next to niece and her not waking. He said I was childish. We both sulked. I had bath and he went to bed.

He's now asleep. I am bathed. And still cross. Veering between wanting to cry our holiday has silly arguments like this and wanting to laugh that it has silly argument like this. On mn as too wound up to sleep.

OP posts:
ErikNorseman · 03/09/2012 19:58

To posters suggesting lighting a match or opening a window - you must have dps with average poo systems. My h makes the most inhuman stink that hangs around for 20 minutes no matter what you do.

SpiritInMotionDaddyman · 03/09/2012 20:01

Have you tried a cork?

Feminine · 03/09/2012 20:04

I hate the smell of burning a match after a poo!

All my in-laws do it.

It just smells like burnt poo IMO Grin

Sorry op YANBU I'd hate to soak in a stinky room!

Alliwantisaroomsomewhere · 03/09/2012 20:50

YANBU at all.

RaisinDEtre · 03/09/2012 20:51

lolo at burnt poo

dementedma · 03/09/2012 21:40

I cannot believe people let their dh use the loo while they are in the bath.gross doesn't come close. No way in this house does anyone shit while I am in the bath!

3monkeys3 · 03/09/2012 21:46

YANBU! My dh seems to have amazing non-smelly poo, but I still wouldn't have allowed this! As an aside, my sister's fiancee has no sense of smell - I am so jealous that she gets to poo and fart to her hearts content and he never smells it!

Booboobedoo · 03/09/2012 21:53

neverknowinglyunreasonable: I think you are SAINTLY for putting so much thought and energy into helping the OP resolve her issues.

Noqontrol · 03/09/2012 21:53

Have you got my dh op? He sounds almost identical. Dh likes to wait until i'm in the bath before coming in and doing his business. He doesn't even ask, just comes in and plonks his butt down. I wouldn't mind, but when her farts he can clear a room in seconds. Its vile. So you can imagine the unusual aroma he leaves in the bathroom after doing a number 2.

Noqontrol · 03/09/2012 21:54
  • he not her
toddlerama · 03/09/2012 21:58

Does he often try to control you with poo? This is manipulation by stench.

Booboobedoo · 03/09/2012 22:05

You know how it is. When he realises he's pushed you too far, he'll pull it right back: cork it up.

Then, when he thinks you've started to relax, he'll start to fart in your general direction occasionally.

Before you know it, he'll be back on the throne while you weep into your radox.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 03/09/2012 22:11

This morning (d)h had a very stinky crap I. Our en suite bathroom, then had a nice hot shower, and then came out and left the en suite door wide open so that the smell of his poo was released int our bedroom, enhanced and magnified by the steam from his hot shower!

I was woken up by the smell of warm shit. I was Not Amused.

MardyFish · 03/09/2012 22:12

Do people actually light matches after taking a shit?

For real???

PigletJohn · 04/09/2012 00:01

for the avoidance of doubt, it is worth mentioning that women also poo.

There's a lot to be said for having an effective bathroom extractor that automatically comes on with the light switch.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 04/09/2012 12:45

How very dare you, PigletJohn!! Saying that I poo. I am mortally offended that you are accusing me of such a nasty thing. WinkGrin

WineGoggles · 04/09/2012 17:19

PigletJohn, I most certainly don't poo...I have a (male) stunt double to do it for me Wink

cheesesarnie · 04/09/2012 21:05

SDTG- no poo's allowed in the en-suite. ever.

we have two others for that Grin. en suite is strictly piddles.

Schrodingershamster · 04/09/2012 21:09

Dear god get a lock fitted ! Bleugh.

dementedma · 04/09/2012 21:59

Agree. Lock the bloody door and then you are undisturbed by ignorant shitters!

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