To want to give Canestan Thrush as a Secret Santa present?

[Teamumizumi]

Just because it's totally inappropriate but random and it would be funny to see the person's face when they opened the wrapping.

Are you going to tell me to grow up now? I haven't said i DID, just that I'm tempted to... How about pile cream instead?

I used to work with a girl who used to wear the shortest tops and lowest cut trousers resulting in many of us having to view her bum crack on a daily basis when she bent over. I was this close to buying her this as a secret santa gift, but chickened out:

here

I wish I'd bought it.

In a secret santa work based scenario giving Canestan would seem rather cruel and personal rather than actually funny and random.
The whole office would be looking foward to seeing your face when you get an email to come to a meeting with the boss.

The best secret santa stuff are the things that can be worn, funny hats, wigs etc, but no gimp mask for the MD ok?