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To really love Chris Rock!

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LiquidCosh · 01/09/2012 21:56

Was just watching some of his old stuff on youtube and no matter how bad im feeling he makes me laugh so much. I know a lot of his humour is very american but its just sooo funny! Favourite quote from him:

If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killing this motherfucker was a episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass."

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LiquidCosh · 02/09/2012 00:09

This is for all those like myself with a crappy job who give u a half hour lunch break

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imonthefone · 02/09/2012 00:14

he's HOT as well!

bobbledunk · 02/09/2012 00:36

I love him, saw him live once and he was so funny I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. Brilliant comedian, pure genius.

StuntGirl · 02/09/2012 02:16

imonthefone Shock Now yadefinitelybu!

Stonefield · 02/09/2012 02:21

He is an absolute genius!

squoosh · 02/09/2012 03:01

I read a great Chris Rock quote today

'If you vote against Obama because he can't get stuff done, it's like saying, "this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer."

Yup.

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