To think - Thank heavens that wasn't my boob covered in gravy

[Selks]

Im in Toby Carvery (yes I know, that is truly U).
Lady on next table leant over to offer her child a paper napkin and dunked a boob straight into her gravy filled Yorkshire pudding. Boob now covered in gravy, lady trying wipe it off while looking daggers at her H who is smirking.
No risk of burns from the gravy as all the food here is pretty tepid, but much embarrassment for the poor lady.
AIBU to have an initial reaction of "thank Gord that wasn't me" rather than "oh no, the poor soul" ? I might have had a little silent chuckle too

....but I do think her H is a bit of a knob for openly smirking.

Haha haha hahaha that's fucking hilarious and just the sort of idiot thing I'd do!!

And my dh would be pointing and laughing, never mind smirking!

for the first time ever i am glad I am a b cup

I don't think this is unreasonable unless the lady in question had chosen turkey as this is clearly the worst of the meat options. It does seem like a waste of delicious gravy though.

I discovered Toby Carvery this week. Me and 2 Dc's all drank tap water (usual for us, better for you and more environmentally friendly ) and we all ate a perfectly good meal for less than it would have cost me to take them to McDonalds - plus I felt justified in not cooking a "proper" dinner in the evening. I was very pleasantly surprised after being told on here that I really shouldn't for so long

I would have been thinking, thank god it wasn't me too. DH would have laughed and I'd have tried to laugh with him

Lol sort of thing I'd normally do!

Did she dunk the other one in too so they matched?

Hahaha! Thank god I'm a b cup too!

I would probably have sniggered. Actually, it probably would have been me!

If I hadn't seen the date of your post that could have been me!

Well shortly after I chuckled to myself about the woman's gravy boob misfortune I glanced down to realise that I had dropped a large blob of cranberry sauce down my front. Karma!

And knowing me, if it had been me doing the boob dunking I would have got the yorkshire pud stuck on my tit too.....

:o :o :o

I stalled my car once and as I jerked forward I managed to beep my horn (on the steering wheel) with my boobs much to DH's amusement. Large boobs are such a hindrance but I've never dipped them in gravy yet

I spilled organs juice on my left bosom in a job interview and then had to give a presentation with one wet orangey boob.

Twas bleak.

Organs juice hahahahahahahahah excellent picklesthepottymouthedparrot