Lots of ahem, imaginative threads today.

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AIBU to think there is a prize today for the most made up bullshit fanciful thread??

Ok, here goes. My DH had decided that my name should hereafter be 'Cuntychops'. He would like me to change it by deed poll but that seems like an awful lot of hassle to me, so WIBU to tell him that I've sent off the form and not really bother? I mean I will be instructing all family, close friends, people I meet in the street and my bank manager to call me 'Cuntychops' so will that be ok without it being actually legal??

YANBU - Cuntychops is an awesome name. I'm putting it on the list as a possibility for my next DC. Though Cunty-chops may look better.

YANBU,I like the sound of it,it has a certain ring to it,but I think you should only go along with it if he agrees to change his name to arsenugget.

It's only fair.

I think I may go with Cunty-Chops for a more formal feel.

I would but our son is called Buttnugget and I've never liked father's passing their name on to their sons.

Of course, hmm what about donkeysack?

I'm quite taken with Donkeysack! Am curious though, does it mean you are the scrotum of a donkey or your sack is the size of a donkeys??

It could depend on the mood you were in that day,if you were in a happy mood it could be said in a light sing songy voice so dh would feel all mighty and powerful,whereas if you were pissed off you could say it in a way that he knew he was a donkeys ball bag.

I hope you're not taking the piss

My DS's name is Buttnugget

At last, my 1st leave the bastard!!!!!!

Sorry, but to fulfil the award criteria you must be trying to stealth advertise your business/product/dog bollock grooming parlour.

Aww, Doing it actually sounds quite sweet if you say it nicely!

Harleen I can't believe you stole my son's name!! How dare you!

This actually leads me quite nicely on to mentioning the book I have just written, it's called How to keep your man happy by doing anything he suggests.

Would anyone like a signed copy??

I think a relationship is all about compromise - if it means that much to him maybe there is an option to double barell?

For example 'convert cunty chops - smith'

I agree OP - I've seen 'my husband wants me to be his parent's slave' and 'tell me about your bisexual experiences' and both had bollocks written through them like a stick of fantasy rock.

Would love a copy of your book - in writing a similar one that I think will do well on here called 'how to look yourself in the mirror every day whilst staying with a man who you know has cheated on you several times'.

I might have to shorten that

princess consweala bananahammocks

if you are doing a free download for kindle Convert, Ill take one

This is my husband......crap bag

I think you'll find that's trophy wife, not slave northern!!

Bubalou, I think if your title was a bit catchier, your book would sell more copies than mine!

You HAVE to do the deed poll, it will jut upset him if you don't. But in return he should do his mother's laundry and paint your toes with tiger stripes.