There's a reason most people only consider eating it once a year. Personally I'm happy to snub turkey on Christmas day too.
Turkey is so bland and unexciting, chicken, pork, beef, duck all make a superior roast. I know it's good for feeding large mobs of relatives on Christmas Day and has that nifty effect of inducing drowsiness thus limiting post dinner rows between Aunty Mabel and Uncle Howard's second wife but surely this is the only positive that can be said for it? Is everyone with me on this?
Gobble on ungainly turkey, you're not welcome here.